Friday, December 21, 2007

Contraband!

Got bored one day, so I went walking round Melaka town and then suddenly got pulled into a very unassuming building beside the river..... oh it's the Museum of Customs Department.

The officer there practically begged me to come in... plus it was free and it was fully air-conditioned, so what the heck....

The place exhibited mostly stuff that got confiscated throughout the long and distinguished history of the Customs departments.

Opium and opium smoking paraphernalia....

Ooh.... S&M anyone? ;)

Ok, this mannequin gave me the creeps....

This is a very beautiful piece of work. Very sexy. Funny... am getting a bit turned on..... ;)

Oooh... I spoke too soon. Hehehehe Now it gets interesting......

Oh so that's where I .... ahem.... I mean, so that's what 60's porn looks like. Wow... never seen it before in my life.

This pair of his-n-hers toothbrushes brings a whole new meaning to the term oral sex. Sorry, I just couldn't resist that.

Erm.... no comment.

Singing Frogs! Aren't they cute? Bet they're performing "Singing In the Rain".

This must have cost the poor guy a fortune. Really stupid to try to smuggle it out of the country tho.

This is a real turtle that's been stuffed and polished. Makes me sad to think there are people who actually collect stuff like this.

Fur from an endangered wild cat. Apparently the guy was caught trying to smuggle this in his underwear!

The world's first Sony Vaio prototype. ;)

I don't even want to know what these hooks were for.

Oooh.... booze.....cigarrettes.... Hmmm... I wonder if there really is still whisky in that bottle. Now If I can just stretch my hands in a bit further......

Ah here are the keys.... What's that? Oh sorry Tuan, tak tak... I tak buka pun... Tak sentuh pun tuan... Tengok je tuan....Sorry tuan.... I pergi dulu ye..... Best lah muzium Tuan..... He he he.

6 comments:

Josh said...

Where's this place anyway??? very interesting entry.

Amazonman said...

It's by the river... just before the large gudang buildings, opposite the police station.... aiyah, u come i show u lah.

Shah said...

Ummmm I could swear there were more of those 60's VCDs before you went in there. Eh u seludup keluar barang seludup ah?

Amazonman said...

Shah: Yeah u should know... some of them had ur name on it! ... Whatever it is... shhh..... semua boleh dibawa berunding....

Beruang Madu said...

Waaaaaa..bestnya.. I suka lah musium musium nih tapi gambar no 7 tu..seram sikit lah. Itu barang seludup ker?? I ada satu lah kat umah, beli kat tepi jalan masa balik kg Shah kat Penang sana... seludup ker ha? Salah ker??

kok@un said...

what a nice place.
the gudang buildings, is that the very old one?
must visit one day!